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Happy Birthday! If You Think It Gets Better With Age . . HA HA HA HA HA! Sucker! |
Happy Birthday! Older Yes - Wiser . . Not So Fucking Much! |
Happy Birthday! You're Still Fucking Hot It Just Comes In Flashes! |
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Happy Birthday! You Old Fucking Fart! |
Happy Birthday! After All These Years You Are Still A Soul Sucking Bitch! |
Happy Birthday! After All These Years You Are Still An Annoying Asshole! |
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Happy Birthday And Hope You OD On Those Little Blue Pills! |
Happy Birthday It Took You 30 Years To Get This Fucked Up! |
Happy Birthday It Took You 40 Years To Get This Fucked Up! |
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Happy Birthday It Took You 50 Years To Get This Fucked Up! |
Happy Birthday It Took You 60 Years To Get This Fucked Up! |
Happy Birthday! Life Is Short And Then You Fucking Die! |
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Happy Birthday! I Can't Believe You're Still Alive! |
Happy Birthday! Age Is Just A Number . . In Your Case A Very Big Fucking Number! |
Happy Birthday! If You Woke Up This Morning And Nothing Hurt You Are Probably Dead! |
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