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Happy Birthday! You're Old And Really Fucking Mean! |
Happy Birthday! You're Really Fucking Old And You Smell Funny! |
Happy Birthday! You're Bikini Days Are Behind You - Fat Ass! |
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Happy Fucking Birthday! In Dog Years You'd Be Dead! |
Happy Birthday! Make A Wish And Blow Me! |
Happy Birthday! You Fucking Bitch! |
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Happy Birthday! You Fucking Cocksucker! |
On Your Birthday! Sending You Breast Wishes! |
Happy Birthday! You Old Fucking Lush! |
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Wishing You . . . Happy Fucking Birthday! |
On Your Birthday Don't Fill Up With Cake Because I Am Going To Be Your Dessert! |
Happy Birthday - I Have Your Present But You'll Have To Bend Over To Get It! |
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Happy Birthday You Old Fucker! |
Happy Birthday! You're So Fucking Old You Fart Dust! |
Happy Birthday You Don't Have A Bucket List - Yours Is More Like A Fuck It List! |
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