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I Didn't Mean To Hurt Your Feelings . . . I Wanted To Hurt All Of You! |
I Can Fix Lots Of Things . . . But I Can't Fix Stupid! |
Practice Safe Sex . . . Go Fuck Yourself! |
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Sorry I Didn't Tell You But . . . It's None Of Your Fucking Business! |
You're An ASKHOLE Always Asking For Advise . . . But Never Fucking Taking It! |
Important! I Found Your Knife . . . It Was Stuck In My Back!! |
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I Understand Your Problem . . . I Just Don't Care!! |
Maybe Your Problem Is . . . You Just Suck! |
I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend I Like You! |
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Everyone Has Baggage I Just Don't Want To Carry Yours! |
Blah! Blah! Blah! You're Still A Fucking Idiot! |
Congratulations! You Are A Shit Creek Survivor! |
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The Secret To A Clean House . . . Clean Your Fucking House . . Oink! Oink! |
If You Were Any More Of A Sucker . . . You'd Be On The End Of This Stick! |
I Am Not A Fucking Bank . . . Borrow Money From Someone Else! |
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Bite Me! Sucker Man |
I'm Not A Therapist . . . Solve Your Own Fucking Problems! |
Don't Worry! Nobody Gives A Fuck What You Think! |
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