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Happy Anniversary . . . We've Been Thru A Lot Together . . . And All Of It Was Your Fucking Fault! |
Happy Anniversary! Let's Fuck . . . Like It's Our Very First Time! |
Happy Anniversary! It's Remarkable How Long I Have Tolerated Your Shit! |
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Happy Maniversary [ Gay Couple ] |
Happy Anniversary I'd Be Plotting Your Murder If I Wouldn't Be First On The Suspect List! |
Happy Anniversary Our Marriage Works . . Because I'm Always Right! |
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Congratulations On Your New Job . . That Won't Last Either! |
Congratulations On Not Having An STD . . . Considering The Number Of People You Fuck! |
Congratulations . . You Are The Proud Parents Of The School Bully! |
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Congratulations! Happy Fucking Whatever! |
Congratulations! You Are The Family Fuck Up! |
Wishing You . . . Good Fuck! |
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The Only Happy Every After . . . Is The One You Make For Yourself! |
Heard You Got A Divorce Hope You Got Custody Of Your Balls! |
Congratulations On Your Divorce Everyone Hated Him Anyway! |
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Congratulations On Your Divorce Everyone Hated Her Anyway! |
Congratulations Your Ex Is Not An Asshole He Is The Entire Ass! |
Congratulations On Your Divorce Your Ex Gets To Be Someone Else's Problem! |
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Heard You Got A Divorce . . . Now You Can Stop Wasting Your Life With A Loser! |
Heard Your Divorce Was Difficult Because - A Child Was Involved Your Ex ! |
You Used To Be Fucking Stupid Then You Got A Divorce - Congratulations!! |
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Going In The Hospital? Consider A Penis Enlargement While Your There! |
Warning! You Might Die From Constipation . . . Unless Someone Tells The Doc How Full Of Shit You Are! |
Sorry Your Sick But Bacteria Is The Only Culture You Have! |
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Get Well Soon! Just A Spoon Full Of Shut The Fuck Up Would Help! |
Being A Toxic Person Is A Disease . . . Hope You Get Well Soon! |
Bad News! You Are Terminal There Is No Cure For Being An Asshole! |
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You're An Idiot If You . . .Use Your Sick Days Actually Being Sick! |
I'm Not Saying You're A Hypochondriac But You Do Enjoy Poor Health!! |
Sorry You Are Not Feeling Well Heard It Was Liar-Beates! |
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Sorry You're Sick . . . Just Kiddin' I Don't Care! |
Get Well - Your Health Will Improve When You Get The Stick Out Of Your Ass!! |
Hope You Get Well Soon And By The Way You Look Awful!! |
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Congratulations On Graduating . . . Without Getting Pregnant! |
Congratulations On Getting Your Degree From Know-It-All University! |
Congratulations On Graduating . . . Start Practicing 'Would You Like Fries With Your Order'! |
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Hurray! Those Horrible Neighbors Are Finally Moving Out! Oops It's You! |
I'd Rather Make A New Friend . . Than To Help You Move! |
Heard You Were Moving Away Hope It Is Not Just A Rumor! |
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Congratulations On Moving . . .Into Something Other Than A Treatment Facility |
The Best Thing About Moving Is ... You Are In My Rear View Mirror!! |
Welcome To The Neighborhood... Noisy Fuckers Aren't You!! |
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Sorry I Can't Attend The Wedding . . . Remember To Invite Me To Your Next One! |
Congratulations! You Really Want To Fuck The Same Person For The Rest Of Your Life! |
Congratulations! Did You Learn Nothing From Your Last Marriage . . . You Clueless Bastard |
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Congratulations You Married A Bitch . . And Your Life Is Never Going To Get Better!! |
Congratulations You Married An Asshole . . And Your Life Is Never Going To Get Better!! |
Heard You Got Married . . . Hope You Live Unhappily Ever After! |
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